Well, I hope you guys are ready! The year 2012 is almost over and if an extinct civilization has anything to say about it, it will be the end of our world as we know it! How will the world end, you might enquire? Will it be floods, famine, meteors, or earthquakes? Not a chance, friends! The world will end in plague...a plague of the living dead, to be exact! When zombies are crawling towards us en masse, just remember that it was me and Romero who told you to keep your head down. How do you think you'll fare? Well, it depends on what type of survivor you'll be...and what type of survivor you'll be depends on what kind of zombie shirts you wear.
How many times have you seen the collective works of George Romero during your youth? Do you get mad when movies feature improbably fast zombies? Don't they know that the muscles are rotting in a zombie corpse and that they only grow weaker with time? Such nerve in these filmmakers these days! If you agreed to anything you just read, you may just be a Nerd survivor. Nerd survivors are a wealth of knowledge on the subject of zombies, and will be invaluable. They have a 0% chance of survival unless they quickly find a protector-type. They will be wearing zombie t-shirts that are covered with all kinds of zombie references.
One of the best (and worst) survivor types to run across in this dystopian wasteland are the Combatants. Combatants are hardcore to the bone, and probably have some extensive knowledge of martial skills from their lives pre-apocalypse. They are gruff and no-nonsense. The only problem is that they tend to come in two varieties: the kind who will fight their way to safety through a mass of zombie flesh, and the kind who will fight anyone who crosses their path. These guys have no intention of saving humanity, just themselves and (hopefully) their friends. These guys have a great knack for surviving, and will most likely be wearing zombie t-shirts that feature large caliber weapons on them.
The last type of zombie apocalypse survivor is the "Hero." The Hero is our kind of guy...or gal. I'm totally not a misogynist. These people are not like some other kinds of survivors and are only concerned about themselves. They want as many people as they can find to live through the catastrophe so that the human race can rebuild from the ruins of its former glory. The Hero will sacrifice their own safety to ensure the safety of others, and they should be applauded...right before they are shot in the head because their actions led to their inevitable zombification. The Hero's survival chances are not so hot, honestly...for obvious reasons. The best zombie t-shirts for these Heroes should have some kind of Superman symbol on it.
Admittedly, zombie apparel is not going to help you live through the coming cataclysm. When the zombies come, the world is going to crumble into a very untidy pile. All of the plans you've been laying are going to be nothing so important as dust in the wind. If you're not one of these crazy people who are stockpiling guns, food, and water...then your chances are pretty slim, no matter what type of category you fall into. The only thing you'll have to look forward to is a bit of excitement before you're forced to join the zombie horde.
How many times have you seen the collective works of George Romero during your youth? Do you get mad when movies feature improbably fast zombies? Don't they know that the muscles are rotting in a zombie corpse and that they only grow weaker with time? Such nerve in these filmmakers these days! If you agreed to anything you just read, you may just be a Nerd survivor. Nerd survivors are a wealth of knowledge on the subject of zombies, and will be invaluable. They have a 0% chance of survival unless they quickly find a protector-type. They will be wearing zombie t-shirts that are covered with all kinds of zombie references.
One of the best (and worst) survivor types to run across in this dystopian wasteland are the Combatants. Combatants are hardcore to the bone, and probably have some extensive knowledge of martial skills from their lives pre-apocalypse. They are gruff and no-nonsense. The only problem is that they tend to come in two varieties: the kind who will fight their way to safety through a mass of zombie flesh, and the kind who will fight anyone who crosses their path. These guys have no intention of saving humanity, just themselves and (hopefully) their friends. These guys have a great knack for surviving, and will most likely be wearing zombie t-shirts that feature large caliber weapons on them.
The last type of zombie apocalypse survivor is the "Hero." The Hero is our kind of guy...or gal. I'm totally not a misogynist. These people are not like some other kinds of survivors and are only concerned about themselves. They want as many people as they can find to live through the catastrophe so that the human race can rebuild from the ruins of its former glory. The Hero will sacrifice their own safety to ensure the safety of others, and they should be applauded...right before they are shot in the head because their actions led to their inevitable zombification. The Hero's survival chances are not so hot, honestly...for obvious reasons. The best zombie t-shirts for these Heroes should have some kind of Superman symbol on it.
Admittedly, zombie apparel is not going to help you live through the coming cataclysm. When the zombies come, the world is going to crumble into a very untidy pile. All of the plans you've been laying are going to be nothing so important as dust in the wind. If you're not one of these crazy people who are stockpiling guns, food, and water...then your chances are pretty slim, no matter what type of category you fall into. The only thing you'll have to look forward to is a bit of excitement before you're forced to join the zombie horde.
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